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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: avinastyle.ru/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 852

  • Laura Zapater
    Laura Zapater  12 minutes back

    As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok
    btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

    • Laura Zapater
      Laura Zapater  12 minutes back

      As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok

      btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

      • iii_CloudyPxxts
        iii_CloudyPxxts  27 minutes back

        yaya I’m here before 3 Million

        • kglrtheroche
          kglrtheroche  2 hours back

          Stop buying textbooks people! Does your school not have them on loan or in the reserve section?

          • less kiss
            less kiss  2 hours back

            Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

            • gucci mane
              gucci mane  2 hours back

              Why you talk a lot lmao

              • Katie Fox
                Katie Fox  4 hours back

                Y ou need to add a splash of milk to your bootleg mac and cheese to really crank up that creamyness

                • Nadine L
                  Nadine L  5 hours back

                  why am i watching this.. im a grade 8 highschooler who has no probably plan for her future

                  • less kiss
                    less kiss  2 hours back

                    😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

                • Jqn Bautista
                  Jqn Bautista  5 hours back

                  OMG PERCY JACKSON

                  • National Pornographic
                    National Pornographic  5 hours back

                    This is the full girlfriend experience.

                    • Nazli Xoxoxo
                      Nazli Xoxoxo  5 hours back

                      Joana ur actually the mothers daughter, yall r like twins.

                      BTW ALMOST 3M❤️😍

                      • Sophia draws stuff
                        Sophia draws stuff  6 hours back

                        "Calm your meatless titties, its sustainable" 😂😂😂😂

                        • 22 41
                          22 41  6 hours back

                          Hi Joana, thank you

                          • Athena Dolling
                            Athena Dolling  7 hours back

                            *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

                            • GSXR 750
                              GSXR 750  7 hours back

                              you're making a good choice going the stem route, don't give up, it'll pay you back later on.

                              • Sardonyx
                                Sardonyx  8 hours back

                                I've watched you for a year now and today I finally realized you live in Toronto cause I saw a bus. I am idiot.

                                • Amber Boxley
                                  Amber Boxley  8 hours back

                                  “calm your meatless titties” lmaooooooo sksusjskskskkk

                                  • Courtney Casanova
                                    Courtney Casanova  8 hours back

                                    i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

                                    • Miss PAN-tastic
                                      Miss PAN-tastic  9 hours back

                                      “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

                                      • Haley Jane
                                        Haley Jane  9 hours back

                                        This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

                                        • Hazel
                                          Hazel  9 hours back

                                          oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

                                          • Harley Petty
                                            Harley Petty  9 hours back

                                            Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

                                            • Kynzee Syverson
                                              Kynzee Syverson  9 hours back

                                              😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

                                              • Eduarda Queiroz
                                                Eduarda Queiroz  10 hours back

                                                I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

                                                • Beep boop
                                                  Beep boop  10 hours back

                                                  Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

                                                  • Rachel Marie Newcomb
                                                    Rachel Marie Newcomb  10 hours back

                                                    Modern day Mrs. Maisel

                                                    • Jules the Asian Kid
                                                      Jules the Asian Kid  10 hours back

                                                      Eh we have the same glasses frames
                                                      And type of pencil box, and I started school on the same day but glasses are more important..................I don’t even know if she’s reading this.............anyway next video

                                                      • Maryam's Palace
                                                        Maryam's Palace  11 hours back

                                                        "calm your meatless titties" DUDE😂😂😂

                                                        • Fiorella Montero
                                                          Fiorella Montero  11 hours back

                                                          PLEASE USE GLITTERATI
                                                          LOVE U

                                                          • Zoincer_ Oo
                                                            Zoincer_ Oo  11 hours back

                                                            The dinner making scene is hilarious 😂🤣. Amazing video as always

                                                            • A. B.
                                                              A. B.  11 hours back

                                                              Only losers go to school for formal education.

                                                              • Samantha Rechtien
                                                                Samantha Rechtien  11 hours back

                                                                My nAmEs sAmanThA sHe saId mY naMe

                                                                • Xochitl Hernañdez
                                                                  Xochitl Hernañdez  11 hours back

                                                                  Sea of monsters is amazing 🙈

                                                                  • i'm okay :D
                                                                    i'm okay :D  11 hours back

                                                                    youre so lucky you have good uni near home <3

                                                                    • reese
                                                                      reese  12 hours back

                                                                      was that percy jackson

                                                                      • AD C
                                                                        AD C  12 hours back

                                                                        I’m expecting a video of her drinking alcohol for the first time, she in Canada so she’s legal for it now

                                                                        • Carrie
                                                                          Carrie  12 hours back

                                                                          i wish i had as many subscribers as joana has fancy words :(

                                                                          • fluffiebloo
                                                                            fluffiebloo  12 hours back

                                                                            i desperately wanna see her remake the vine “It is Wednesday my dudes“

                                                                            • Mia Tumblings
                                                                              Mia Tumblings  12 hours back

                                                                              Make more painting videos!!!!!! Love u John Cena/ Joana 💕🎨👍👵🏼

                                                                              • Alexandria Flowers
                                                                                Alexandria Flowers  12 hours back

                                                                                Anyone else have the same backpack....

                                                                                • grace wang
                                                                                  grace wang  12 hours back

                                                                                  jesus has grown so well.

                                                                                  • Molly Panda
                                                                                    Molly Panda  12 hours back

                                                                                    Good luck :)

                                                                                    • meme dot_du_skrattar_du_förlorar

                                                                                      Good job making me have a *flippin heart attack* lol

                                                                                      • Liliana Franco
                                                                                        Liliana Franco  12 hours back

                                                                                        You are such an icon omg

                                                                                        • Purremon
                                                                                          Purremon  13 hours back

                                                                                          what a nerd!!!

                                                                                          • Amanda B
                                                                                            Amanda B  13 hours back

                                                                                            When you choke every time you say Algebra


                                                                                            IT'S AL-JUH-BRUH GUYS.

                                                                                            • Sophie Does Stuff
                                                                                              Sophie Does Stuff  13 hours back

                                                                                              SO CLOSE TO 3 MILLION!!

                                                                                              • Ailsa Ni
                                                                                                Ailsa Ni  12 hours back

                                                                                                OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

                                                                                            • atara
                                                                                              atara  13 hours back

                                                                                              you are going to be a fabulous adult I promise and I bet you 307 yachts and a kitten that I am telling the truth

                                                                                              • Ailsa Ni
                                                                                                Ailsa Ni  12 hours back

                                                                                                Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!